Archive for September, 2003

Having Coffee with a Terrorist

ISM self-hating Jew and all-round numbskull “Aaron” proudly recounts his friendship with an Islamic Jihad fighter on the ISM mailing list: I got this information from a young fighter in Islamic Jihad with whom I’ve struck up a somewhat unlikely friendship. He seems perfectly comfortable with my being Jewish, and we’ve compared notes across religions [...]

Amazing People

When I shower, it usually takes me seven minutes,” says Hayim Foxman, a volunteer with Zaka, the fervently Orthodox rescue and cleanup organization that collects victims’ body parts after terrorist attacks. “But after I return home from a terrorist attack, it takes me an hour and 20 minutes.” Foxman pauses. “And I don’t know if [...]

Jihad Unspun 9-11

Jihad Unspun like to have their cake and eat it. One one hand, they blame American foreign policy for causing Muslim anger, leading to 9-11. Yet at the same time they blame the Jews/Zionists for perpetrating the terror attacks. In a bowel moving presentation entitled Islam Remembers September 11: A JUS Flash Tribute, Jihad Unspun [...]

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics – Part II

In an article titled “Occupation and resistance: The blood price“, Al-Crapeeza distorts statistics of palestinians and Israelis killed in the current intifada. Of those killed, 2612 were Palestinians and 822 Israelis, with the remainder made up of foreign nationals. The Palestinians who died were mainly civilians or demonstrators, but the total includes about 130 bomberswho [...]

A Disturbance in the Force

www.jedimaster.net, a web site that claims to be trying to help the Star Wars Kid, but is in effect coming up with new and improved ways to mock him, has its own Rachel Corrie memorial. The site contains many advertisements, including one from J-Date (although the advertisement itself links to AmericanSingles.com). They are also sell [...]

Portrait of Self-Hatred

Here are some very telling words from Freda Guttman, an installation artist for Artists Against the Occupation, and member of the Jewish Alliance Against the Occupation and the International Solidarity Movement: “I’m not a self-hating Jew; I just hate injustice. If people ask why we are not even-handed, the answer is the [conflict] is not [...]

Introduction to Jewish Holidays

Now seems like the right time to provide my non-Jewish readers with a brief explanation of the Jewish holidays (courtesy of an email I received from a friend): Shana Tova As a general principle, Jewish holidays are divided between days on which you must starve and days on which you must overeat. Many Jews observe [...]

Another Year, Another Murder

“Who will live and who will die, who at his appointed time and who before his time, who by water and who by fire…”- Prayer of the Rosh Hashana service This year, 27-year old Eyal Yeberbaum was not able to say this prayer. And 7-month old Shaked Avraham (pictured) will never have the chance to [...]

Last Throw of the Rock

Edward Said, anti-Israel (read: anti-Semitic) Columbia University professor and rock thrower, is now marinating in soil and worms.Besides being anti-Israel, Said was also a liar, as revealed by an aquaintance of mine, Justus Weiner.

Cosmo Peres

But the similarities between Shimon Peres and Kramer do not end there. Kramer Peres Tries to solve the world’s problems by inventing a bladder system for storing oil in tankers Tries to solve the world’s problems by trying to appease Israel’s enemies Once celebrated Festivus Recently celebrated his 8oth birthday Is nuts Thinks that Jerusalem [...]