Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

| Feb 09, 2004 | 0 comments

Israel’s Foreign Ministry have a great idea for mitigating the damage that the security fence is causing to Israel’s image: paint it in gay colors!

Brilliant! I can just imagine the profound impact this will have…

ISM tool: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free! Down with the pretty apartheid wall! With its bright orange and purple colors..oh pooh! Leave it up for a while longer.

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Daniel Bethlehem (Israel’s lawyer at International Court of Justice): Your Honor, we contend that the security fence is necessary for protecting Israel civilians against terrorist attacks.

James Crawford (PA’s lawyer): And, may I add, looks delightful!

With great minds like this in the Foreign Ministry, it is no wonder Israel’s public relations is what it is.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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