Yassin Limericks

Michele from A Small Victory was inspired by news of the Sheikh Yassin recordings – so she decided to hold a Yassin limerick contest.

Check out the entries – there are some real classics. Here are my own attempts at humor:

There once was a fighter for Palestine

Whose aerobic attempts meant he lacked spine

He wouldn’t speak; he would squawk

Until he saw the approaching Tomahawk

They now can’t tell his brains from his intestine

There once was a fighter for Palestine

Who was a pig (actually that’s an insult to swine)

‘Til the end he was defiant

Now hell is wheelchair compliant

But nowhere a virgin in sight

I also welcome your contributions.

About the Author

An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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