Walk Like a Human

Yet another Israeli contribution to the world: Upright-walking monkeys.

A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only ó aping humans ó after a near death experience, the zoo’s veterinarian said Wednesday.

Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv, began walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said.

Monkeys usually alternate between upright movement and walking on all fours. A picture in the Maariv daily on Wednesday showed Natasha standing ramrod straight like a human. The picture was labeled humorously, “The Missing Link?”

Two weeks ago, Natasha and three other monkeys were diagnosed with severe stomach flu. At the zoo clinic, she slipped into critical condition, said Igal Horowitz, the veterinarian.

“I was sure that she was going to die,” he said. “She could hardly breathe and her heart was not functioning properly.”

After intensive treatment, Natasha’s condition stabilized. When she was released from the clinic, Natasha began walking upright.

“I’ve never seen or heard of this before,” said Horowitz. One possible explanation is brain damage from the illness, he said.

Otherwise, Horowitz said, Natasha’s behavior has returned to normal.

The question is how long will it take the Arab propoganda machine to suggest that Natasha is part of a top-secret Zionist conspiracy to breed a super race of bionic monkeys in our quest for world domination?

Or something like that.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Or… a racist slur suggesting that unlike the Palestinians, Monkeys are capable of advancement. (I’m not saying that, just suggesting what they might say.)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Or… a racist slur suggesting that unlike the Palestinians, Monkeys are capable of advancement. (I’m not saying that, just suggesting what they might say.)

  3. Anonymous says:

    Sorry about the double comments- having some browser problems today. (this is part of the Zionisht conspiracy to slowly brainwash anyone who reads this)

  4. Anonymous says:

    Oh come on Dave, you and I both know that it will take some sort of creative mind for them to think of that lie…they’ll say that we stole it from them or something :D

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