Archive for July, 2004

In the War Against the Big ‘C’

While Yasser Afatrat rants about Israel using “cancer” bullets, our dedicated scientists have developed a “cancer missile.” An experimental cancer therapy using lymphocytes taken from any donor that are activated in the lab to become “cancer-killer cells” is showing much promise at Hadassah University Medical Center in Jerusalem’s Ein Kerem. Transfused into cancer patients whose [...]

New Star Wars Movie

Warning: This post contains oblique Star Wars references that only diehard SW fans would find amusing. If you are not a diehard fan, or are easily offended by such overt displays of geekiness..move along. It is official: The next instalment in the Star Wars saga will be called Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. (AP) [...]

Life of Saddam

The Guardian reports on how Saddam Hussein is spending his time these days. Saddam Hussein is spending his time in solitary confinement writing poetry, gardening, reading the Qur’an and snacking on American muffins and cookies. One of his poems is about his arch-enemy George Bush. The intriguing glimpse of the former dictator’s daily routine as [...]

Michael on the Prowl

Aussie actress Nicole Kidman has turned down a date with Michael Jackson. Perhaps it would have been a case of opposites attract, but apparently fans are going to have to live without seeing Oscar-winning Nicole Kidman walking down the red carpet with Michael Jackson. Kidman has revealed that she turned down Jacko’s offer to accompany [...]

Growing Pain

Celestial Blue reports on how the actor who played Mike Seaver has grown up to be a pain. Update: It would seem that Jeremy Miller, the actor who played younger brother Ben Seaver, is Jewish. I wonder if Kirk has tried to save his soul yet..

Gut Feelings

Update 6:50PM: Jerusalem Post reports that so far, only 30,000 people are standing in the chain. And in other bad news, PLO Arab terrorists have fired rockets at Nisanit, the place from where the chain demo began. Update 6:55PM: And beware of left-wing radicals dressed in traditional Arab kafia head ornaments and pointing toy machineguns. [...]

Good and Bad News for Kerry

Here is some news that may give John Kerry’s standing amongst US Jews a boost: US Senator John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee, criticized the UN General Assembly’s resolution passed last week urging Israel to comply with the International Court of Justice’s ruling that it should dismantle the security fence. He said as president he [...]

Interference

Here is an unbelievable Reuters picture showing a “peace” protester getting in the way of an IDF soldier. What other army in the world would even tolerate this? It is no wonder that these clowns sometimes get themselves killed.

Heyyyy

The fortz strikes again. (AFP)

PETA Porn

AP reports on PETA’s latest endeavours. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals staged a ‘Live Make-Out Tour’ on Friday to promote vegetarian eating. The event ó in which a scantily clad couple make out in a bed set up on a city sidewalk ó is meant to demonstrate PETA’s claims that vegetarians are [...]