Archive for October 19th, 2004

Captured by My Mates

An Australian journalist who was captured and then released by Iraqi terrorists, has explained that his captors aren’t so bad after all.

An Australian journalist kidnapped by Iraqi militants today said his captors were not savages and would not kill indiscriminately.
 
John Martinkus, a freelancer who has covered conflicts from East Timor to Iraq, was released on [...]

There Was an Old Terrorist

Inspired by this report
Sung to the tune of “There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly”
 
There was an old terrorist who suffered from fever
Or maybe not – he is a deceiver

Let’s hope he’ll die
 
There was an old terrorist who suffered from nausea
Which was no surprise – his place stunk like diarrhea

Let’s hope he’ll die
 
There was an old terrorist with a [...]

Some Reasons Not to Vote for Kerry

While John Kerry attempts to win over American Jews with stories of Israeli jets, Hebrew slogans, and claims that he will do a better job than Bush at “holding those Arab countries accountable for funding terrorism” and “protecting the state of Israel”, I would like to remind those of my American readers who are concerned about Israel about [...]

Don’t Trust This Man With Your Money

Anyone with an email account  is probably aware of the Nigerian scams, those pesky emails purportedly written by some wealthy foreigner who needs your help moving millions of dollars from his/her homeland to yours, and will reward you with a hefty percentage of this fortune if you agree to assist him/her. If not, you can [...]