Archive for October, 2004

Courtroom Blues

Islamic terrorist and poster boy for evil dudes the world over, “Captain Hook” Abu Hamza, appeared in court yesterday, accused of 16 offenses.   (Rumour has it that he has changed his name to Hafeez Handmissing – ed.)   Here is more on his court appearance: The radical Muslim cleric Abu Hamza appeared in court [...]

Martyred…With Children

Meet Al (Aqsa) Bundy:     (Terrorfat picture courtesy of AP)

My Kind of Fans

Last night, Dutch soccer side Ajax Amsterdam defeated Israeli side Maccabi Tel Aviv 3-0 in the Champions League.   Nothing so newsworthy there. After all, it is the soccer equivalent of Australia defeating Scotland in the cricket, England defeating the US in rugby, or the US defeating New Zealand in the basketball (I was going to [...]

The Don’ts of Inventing Conspiracy Theories

Yet another Jewish conspiracy theory, courtesy of our friends at Al-Crapeeza: An Egyptian newspaper has revealed information pointing that a radical Israeli movement called authart nosh was planning a huge terrorist attack in Taba, Egypt to prevent Jews from spending holidays in Taba.   According to the released information the plan was to carry out [...]

Hat Tip: Hitler

In the wake of last week’s PSM anti-Israel conference hatefest at Duke University, and Jewish opposition to it, Duke University senior Phillip Kurian has decided to let his feelings out (hat tip: LGF) You are not required to complete the work, yet you are not allowed to desist from it.   —Pirkei Avot (The Book of [...]

Captured by My Mates

An Australian journalist who was captured and then released by Iraqi terrorists, has explained that his captors aren’t so bad after all. An Australian journalist kidnapped by Iraqi militants today said his captors were not savages and would not kill indiscriminately.   John Martinkus, a freelancer who has covered conflicts from East Timor to Iraq, [...]

There Was an Old Terrorist

Inspired by this report Sung to the tune of “There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly”   There was an old terrorist who suffered from fever Or maybe not – he is a deceiver Let’s hope he’ll die   There was an old terrorist who suffered from nausea Which was no surprise – his place stunk like [...]

Some Reasons Not to Vote for Kerry

While John Kerry attempts to win over American Jews with stories of Israeli jets, Hebrew slogans, and claims that he will do a better job than Bush at “holding those Arab countries accountable for funding terrorism” and “protecting the state of Israel”, I would like to remind those of my American readers who are concerned about Israel about [...]

Don’t Trust This Man With Your Money

Anyone with an email account  is probably aware of the Nigerian scams, those pesky emails purportedly written by some wealthy foreigner who needs your help moving millions of dollars from his/her homeland to yours, and will reward you with a hefty percentage of this fortune if you agree to assist him/her. If not, you can [...]

Terror Conference at Duke University

The decision by Duke University to host the 2004 conference of the Palestinian Solidarity Movement (PSM), has sparked extensive discussion on the issue of free speech. ”You should not think the truth is so weak that it needs the power of suppression,” said Duke President Richard H. Brodhead, explaining the decision to host the PSM conference because of the [...]