Archive for November 7th, 2004

Whacko and Brando

Weird: Michael Jackson
Really weird: Michael Jackson paying someone to kidnap the boy who accused him of child molestation.
Really, really weird: Michael Jackson paying Marlon Brando’s son to kidnap the boy who accused him of child molestation.

A son of late acting legend Marlon Brando was implicated in an alleged plot by Michael Jackson to kidnap the boy [...]

Prepared

The Jerusalem Post reports:

Mofaz: IDF ready for the event of Arafat’s death
The Israel Defense Forces and the Shin Bet have completed plans for the event of Yasser Arafat’s death and his anticipated burial ceremony in the Gaza Strip, Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz told cabinet ministers Sunday.
Shaul: Ok, you guys bring the pita, humous, and other dips. [...]

From Oslo With Love

I have received my first fatwa (I suspect Laurence already has many issued against him).
 
And look where the guy is from..talk about irony.

Terrorfat: POST Oslo Quotes

“We know only one word – jihad. jihad, jihad, jihad. Whoever does not like it can drink from the Dead Sea or from the Sea of Gaza.”

- at a rally in Bethlehem, published in Yediot Ahronot, October 23, 1996

“O my dear ones on the occupied lands, relatives and friends throughout Palestine and the diaspora, [...]

Death Becomes Him

Listening to the news on the way to work this morning, I was shocked to hear that not only are the PLO Arabs claiming that their beloved Terrorfat is not dead, but he is actually not even in a coma. What’s more, his systems have not failed. If this is true, then Terrorfat has made [...]