Darth Tater
Aussie Dave | Jan 18, 2005 | 5 comments
Meet Darth Tater, Hasbro’s latest Mr Potato Head figure.
No really. This is no Onionesque joke. This is a real product.
Which got me thinking…
Top 10 Star Wars Quotes if Darth Vader Was a Spud
10. “I sense much starch in you” [original]
9. “Hotter..just a little hotter” [original]
8. “You could use some salt” [original]
7. “Now I am the tater” [original]
6. “”You are part of the rebel alliance, and a tater!” [original]
5. “He’s more spud now than man..twisted and surprisingly delicious” [original]
4. “When 900 degrees you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?” [original]
3. “You’re all clear kid, now let’s cook this thing and go home!” [original]
2. “I find your lack of taste disturbing” [original]
1. “Use the fork, Luke” [original]
Update: Some more via Dov Bear :
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
My friend had e-mailed me a link with this Death Tater a few days ago and me and all my geeky friends we *so* excited about this toy. The friend who sent it was particularly excited because he has a new baby and therefore an actual excuse to buy it, unlike the lousy excuses he always had to give his wife for buying toys before they had their baby.
btw, “use the Fork, Luke” was hilarious!
Fries matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my fries, do you?
May The Fork Be With You
Darth Tater. Heh….
[original]
There is no fry, only bake.