Happy Purim
March 24, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments 7
To all of my Jewish readers, have a happy Purim. That’s an order.

To my non-Jewish readers who do not know what Purim is, you can find out more here, here, and here. You can also read my post from last year for a brief summary.
I will be celebrating tomorrow, so don’t expect any posts. (not that I am known for being a prolific Friday poster in any event).
In the meantime, I am going to leave you with this list of the top Purim pickup lines (hat tip: Gideon).
If Purim means lottery, I think I just hit the jackpot!If I could rewrite the word Purim, I would put U and I together.Damn girl, my name must be Haman, cuz I am HUNG up on you!Let’s skip the Purim seudah and go straight to dessert.Excuse me, do you have any raisin hamentashen? How about a date?Lets drink Ad dLoh Yudah between me and your dream dateThis megillah’s got your number written all over itI’ve got the P, the M, the R and the I…now, all i need is U.You must be Queen Esther, cause I’m ready to do whatever you sayAre you one of Haman’s sons? Cause you just took my breathe away!You remind me of Haman’s sons…. A 10!
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Lol love it.
I’m sending this to someone I’ve got a thing for.
I think I better leave out the queen Esther part though :p
I just saw this photo on the main page of Ha’aretz (I check the weather there, not the politics). Imagine my surprise to recognize this little one there! What fun!
I am shocked! That is OUR DAUGHTER(Israellycool’s) – MAYA!
Ha’aretz didn’t ask our permission to use the photo… but I guess they thought Maya was a star!
Actually, darling, it was me that sent the picture to Ha’aretz. I knew it was the only way a member of the Israellycool family would ever be featured in the paper
Let me clarify: I mean it was the only way for a member of our family to feature in Ha’aretz.
Chag sameach, albeit a little late.
Happy Purim to you ..
Medya from Land of the Medes , Kurdistan .
http://blog.medyadaily.com