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Happy Purim

March 24, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments 7

To all of my Jewish readers, have a happy Purim. That’s an order.

 

 

To my non-Jewish readers who do not know what Purim is, you can find out more here, here, and here. You can also read my post from last year for a brief summary.

 

I will be celebrating tomorrow, so don’t expect any posts. (not that I am known for being a prolific Friday poster in any event).

 

In the meantime, I am going to leave you with this list of the top Purim pickup lines (hat tip: Gideon).

If Purim means lottery, I think I just hit the jackpot!

 

If I could rewrite the word Purim, I would put U and I together.

 

Damn girl, my name must be Haman, cuz I am HUNG up on you!

 

Let’s skip the Purim seudah and go straight to dessert.

 

Excuse me, do you have any raisin hamentashen? How about a date?

 

Lets drink Ad dLoh Yudah between me and your dream date

 

This megillah’s got your number written all over it

 

I’ve got the P, the M, the R and the I…now, all i need is U.

 

You must be Queen Esther, cause I’m ready to do whatever you say

 

Are you one of Haman’s sons? Cause you just took my breathe away!

 

You remind me of Haman’s sons…. A 10!



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  1. Anonymous says:
    March 24, 2005 at 12:04 pm

    Lol love it.

    I’m sending this to someone I’ve got a thing for.

    I think I better leave out the queen Esther part though :p

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  2. Anonymous says:
    March 24, 2005 at 3:36 pm

    I just saw this photo on the main page of Ha’aretz (I check the weather there, not the politics). Imagine my surprise to recognize this little one there! What fun!

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  3. Anonymous says:
    March 25, 2005 at 4:27 am

    I am shocked! That is OUR DAUGHTER(Israellycool’s) – MAYA!

    Ha’aretz didn’t ask our permission to use the photo… but I guess they thought Maya was a star!

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  4. Anonymous says:
    March 25, 2005 at 4:48 am

    Actually, darling, it was me that sent the picture to Ha’aretz. I knew it was the only way a member of the Israellycool family would ever be featured in the paper :)

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  5. Anonymous says:
    March 25, 2005 at 4:49 am

    Let me clarify: I mean it was the only way for a member of our family to feature in Ha’aretz.

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  6. Anonymous says:
    March 25, 2005 at 6:08 pm

    Chag sameach, albeit a little late.

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  7. Anonymous says:
    March 26, 2005 at 10:15 am

    Happy Purim to you ..

    Medya from Land of the Medes , Kurdistan .

    http://blog.medyadaily.com

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