Happy Purim
March 24, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments
To all of my Jewish readers, have a happy Purim. That’s an order.
To my non-Jewish readers who do not know what Purim is, you can find out more here, here, and here. You can also read my post from last year for a brief summary.
I will be celebrating tomorrow, so don’t expect any posts. (not that I am known for being a prolific Friday poster in any event).
In the meantime, I am going to leave you with this list of the top Purim pickup lines (hat tip: Gideon).
If Purim means lottery, I think I just hit the jackpot!If I could rewrite the word Purim, I would put U and I together.Damn girl, my name must be Haman, cuz I am HUNG up on you!Let’s skip the Purim seudah and go straight to dessert.Excuse me, do you have any raisin hamentashen? How about a date?Lets drink Ad dLoh Yudah between me and your dream dateThis megillah’s got your number written all over itI’ve got the P, the M, the R and the I…now, all i need is U.You must be Queen Esther, cause I’m ready to do whatever you sayAre you one of Haman’s sons? Cause you just took my breathe away!You remind me of Haman’s sons…. A 10!
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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
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