Love in Lebanon
April 03, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments 3
Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, and Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal, gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes, unaware that the AP photographer is capturing their tender moment..
Mashall: “Tonight, I am the hyena “*
I only wish it was not just the AP photographer that had these two murderers in his sight, but also an IDF helicopter gunship.
* Yes, I know I am getting alot of mileage out of this joke. It just cracks me up so.
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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
This definitely needs a caption competition. I’ll start:
Nasrallah: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Nasrallah :
“Khaled ,our forbidden love wracks me with guilt ‘”
Mashaal :
” Do not anguish brother. We’ll say it’s a Zionist lie’ and we can always kill our sisters to save the family honour.”
Nasi, you luscious lipped hyena. Meet me in the back room of the mosque and don’t forget your red thong. I’ll be your Tarzan.