Gere and Friend
April 06, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments 13
Richard Gere is currently visiting Israel with a friend.
No, not that friend. Rather, I am speaking of Ben “I am not a Jew but I play one on tv” Kingsley.
Their itinerary includes meeting with Israeli and PA officials, going to Ramallah to screen the movie Ghandi, and launching a campaign in the PA aimed at educating toward non-violence. Like that’s going to work.
Meanwhile, Gere has been photographed receiving a mystery gift from PA leader Mahmoud Abbas, who still couldn’t manage a smile.

Why, he’s been given the horrible red binder!
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I don’t get the Ben Kingsley comment??
Ok, so Gere is a bit naive but seems to have a good heart
Ben Kingsley has played Jews in countless movies (e.g. Schindlers List, Murderers Among Us: The Simon Wiesenthal Story, and Bugsy). Yet, as far as I am aware, he is not a Jew.
It’s obvious that Abbas has bestowed upon Gere honorary membership in the Ramallah Bnei Akiva chapter.
What is kind-hearted about granted legitimacy to a holocaust denier who runs one of the world’s most vile terrorist organiations?
Kind hearted and thick headed – a bad combo. Gere is just a pawn of the PAL’s western PR image.
Now that is funny.
Reveal yourself, oh anonymous one!
Otherwise known as Shy Guy.
While I’m at it, from the shape and size of it, Abbas might be giving Gere the Rachel Corrie Balestinian Solidarity Award.
I’ll bet Gere was flattered.
Shy Guy
You really must turn this into a caption contest. Another:
Palestinian Authority Chairman Mohamed Abbas awards Hollywood movie star Richard Gear with the Palestine Packman Championship Trophy for 2005, after Gere won a best-of-ten-rounds match against Palestinian security chief Jibril Rajub. “I’ll have to clear from my mantlepiece a FIM award or two to make room for this coveted prize”, Gere stated to the amusement of Abbas.
In a similar vain, Gere’s traveling companion, actor Ben Kingsley, has agreed to compete in tomorrow’s scheduled Cross-Gaza Rally Race, helicopter gunships permitting.
Shy Guy
I’m on a roll:
American actor Richard Gere presents Palestinian leader Mohamed Abbas with a giant Metamucil tablet. Gere is currently visiting the Palestinian Authority, trying to help them overcome many of their reported irregularities.
Shy Guy
Keep on truckin’ baby!
Palestinian leader Mohamed Abbas presents American actor Richard Gere with a chocolate covered smiley laffa, home baked by Abbas’ wife, Iyblewup (pictured on wall in rear).
Gere: Hey, Abbot! I brought you your fave – a PIZZA!PIZZA!’ from Little Caesars!
Abbas: I just had a Shawarma and a Heinekin. I’m stuffed!
Shy Guy
That’s itinerary, you fruit loop. What the jesus fuck is an itinary?
My, don’t you come across as being ever so smart, being able to point out my spelling error like that?
Now here’s another word for you to spell: T-O-S-S-E-R.