Comments on: Gere and Friend http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/ Down Under Punditry in the Middle East Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:23:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3300 Anonymous Thu, 07 Apr 2005 14:40:30 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3300 My, don't you come across as being ever so smart, being able to point out my spelling error like that? Now here's another word for you to spell: T-O-S-S-E-R. My, don’t you come across as being ever so smart, being able to point out my spelling error like that?

Now here’s another word for you to spell: T-O-S-S-E-R.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3299 Anonymous Thu, 07 Apr 2005 14:33:22 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3299 That's <strong>itinerary</strong>, you fruit loop. What the jesus fuck is an itinary? That’s itinerary, you fruit loop. What the jesus fuck is an itinary?

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3298 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:30:59 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3298 <b>Gere:</b> <i>Hey, Abbot! I brought you your fave - a <a href="http://www.littlecaesars.com/menu/products.asp" rel="nofollow"><u><b>PIZZA!PIZZA!'</b></u></a> from Little Caesars!</i> <b>Abbas:</b> <i>I just had a Shawarma and a Heinekin. I'm stuffed!</i> Shy Guy Gere: Hey, Abbot! I brought you your fave – a PIZZA!PIZZA!’ from Little Caesars!

Abbas: I just had a Shawarma and a Heinekin. I’m stuffed!

Shy Guy

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3297 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 16:14:37 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3297 Keep on truckin' baby! Palestinian leader Mohamed Abbas presents American actor Richard Gere with a chocolate covered smiley <a href="http://www.itsawrap.com/contentbuilder/layout.php3?contentPath=content/00/01/34/33/26/userdirectory2.content" rel="nofollow"><u><b>laffa</b></u></a>, home baked by Abbas' wife, Iyblewup (pictured on wall in rear). Keep on truckin’ baby!

Palestinian leader Mohamed Abbas presents American actor Richard Gere with a chocolate covered smiley laffa, home baked by Abbas’ wife, Iyblewup (pictured on wall in rear).

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3296 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 15:43:01 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3296 I'm on a roll: American actor Richard Gere presents Palestinian leader Mohamed Abbas with a giant <a href="http://www.metamucil.com/" rel="nofollow"><u><b>Metamucil</b></u></a> tablet. Gere is currently visiting the Palestinian Authority, trying to help them overcome many of their reported irregularities. Shy Guy I’m on a roll:

American actor Richard Gere presents Palestinian leader Mohamed Abbas with a giant Metamucil tablet. Gere is currently visiting the Palestinian Authority, trying to help them overcome many of their reported irregularities.

Shy Guy

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3295 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 14:39:19 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3295 You really must turn this into a caption contest. Another: Palestinian Authority Chairman Mohamed Abbas awards Hollywood movie star Richard Gear with the Palestine <a href="http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/pacguys.gif" rel="nofollow"><u><b>Packman</b></u></a> Championship Trophy for 2005, after Gere won a best-of-ten-rounds match against Palestinian security chief Jibril Rajub. "I'll have to clear from my mantlepiece a <a href="http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=6143" rel="nofollow"><u><b>FIM award or two</b></u></a> to make room for this coveted prize", Gere stated to the amusement of Abbas. In a similar vain, Gere's traveling companion, actor Ben Kingsley, has agreed to compete in tomorrow's scheduled <a href="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050403/capt.ny10704031953.mideast_palestinians_taking_on_militants_ny107.jpg" rel="nofollow"><u><b>Cross-Gaza Rally Race</b></u></a>, helicopter gunships permitting. Shy Guy You really must turn this into a caption contest. Another:

Palestinian Authority Chairman Mohamed Abbas awards Hollywood movie star Richard Gear with the Palestine Packman Championship Trophy for 2005, after Gere won a best-of-ten-rounds match against Palestinian security chief Jibril Rajub. “I’ll have to clear from my mantlepiece a FIM award or two to make room for this coveted prize”, Gere stated to the amusement of Abbas.

In a similar vain, Gere’s traveling companion, actor Ben Kingsley, has agreed to compete in tomorrow’s scheduled Cross-Gaza Rally Race, helicopter gunships permitting.

Shy Guy

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3294 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 11:34:57 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3294 While I'm at it, from the shape and size of it, Abbas might be giving Gere the Rachel Corrie Balestinian Solidarity Award. I'll bet Gere was flattered. Shy Guy While I’m at it, from the shape and size of it, Abbas might be giving Gere the Rachel Corrie Balestinian Solidarity Award.

I’ll bet Gere was flattered.

Shy Guy

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3293 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 11:31:48 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3293 Otherwise known as Shy Guy. Otherwise known as Shy Guy.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3292 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 11:27:02 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3292 Now <em>that</em> is funny. Reveal yourself, oh anonymous one! Now that is funny.

Reveal yourself, oh anonymous one!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-3290 Anonymous Wed, 06 Apr 2005 11:09:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/06/gere-and-friend/#comment-3290 What is kind-hearted about granted legitimacy to a holocaust denier who runs one of the world's most vile terrorist organiations? Kind hearted and thick headed - a bad combo. Gere is just a pawn of the PAL's western PR image. What is kind-hearted about granted legitimacy to a holocaust denier who runs one of the world’s most vile terrorist organiations?

Kind hearted and thick headed – a bad combo. Gere is just a pawn of the PAL’s western PR image.

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