Archive for April 8th, 2005

Close Encounters of the Surprising Kind

Israeli President Moshe Katsav sure gets around. At the Vatican for the pope’s funeral, he met not one, but two, Really Evil Dudes (REDsTM).    First up, was a meeting – no, two meetings – with the Dorktator, Syrian President Assad.   President Moshe Katsav shook hands with Syrian President Bashar Assad during a chance encounter between [...]

Nostradamus Says..

Will the new pope please stand up?   Ok, now run! The pope elected to succeed John Paul II will be assassinated and his death will spark a Muslim invasion of the West that will split the Roman Catholic church, according to an interpretation of Nostradamus’s prophecies by a leading Colombian author.   “The next [...]

Caption Contest – Results

  Winning entry: Scott Joe: “Michael! Take your finger out of my ass….you’re not at home now.   Wacko: “It’s not my finger Dad…heehee” 2nd place: Melvyn Michael: These bodyguards are worth every cent. Your turn next to have two of them behind you, Dad. 3rd place: Anonymous Michael: Finally, I’ve always wanted to play [...]