Archive for April 14th, 2005

Attack of the Tiny Clones

Senior Hamas leader Mahmoud Zahar speaks about his organization’s latest weapon against Israel – tiny terrorist clones – as displayed in a picture held up by his assistant.
 

“So we found that if we cloned our resistance fighters, but made them really, really small, they were not only lighter on their feet, but could also hide [...]

Below the Belt Tactics

Is that a gun in your pants or are you happy to see me not really a woman?
 
No, it’s a gun.

Troops searching a West Bank house for a wanted Hamas gunman found his sister hiding his gun in her underpants, the army said, adding that it would consider renewing strip-searches among Palestinian women when searching [...]

The Prince and the Frog

Breaking News: France’s Chirac openly admits supporting terrorism.

President Jacques Chirac praised the “ambitious programme of transformations” in Saudi Arabia and promised France would be “at the side of the Saudis” in the fight against terrorism.
And we all know which side the Sauds are on.
 

Chirac: “I love your goatee..it looks a bit like France“
Crown Prince: [...]

Mofo With Mojo

Welcome to Liberia, home to the deadly cross-dressing government soldier.
 

A male government soldier, wearing a wig and female clothes in the belief it will protect him in battle, stands guard at the Irongate checkpoint at the edge of the Liberian capital Monrovia in this July 8, 2003 file photo.
In other words, he doubts he will be [...]