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As Annan walked smugly through the crowd, he was sure no-one had heard his slight, flatulent indiscretion. He was wrong.
 

Norway Says No-No to Vanunu

The Jerusalem Post reports:
 
Norway rejects asylum application from Vanunu
 
That’s a real shame. I mean, he really does belong there…in the asylum, that is.

Caption Contest – Results

 
Winning entry: Melvyn

Queen (thinking): My God! She has a coconut wrapped in blue chiffon balanced on top of her head. Must bite tongue. Must bite tongue.
2nd place: Anonymous

Mummy, this is no time to do your Michael Jordan impression!
3rd place: Scott

Chaz: “Mummy, don’t look so bleeding happy to be here..”
 
HRH: “Charles! Don’t move! There’s a [...]