Caption Contest
Aussie Dave | Apr 19, 2005 | 11 comments
This week’s photo, courtesy of Reuters:
My contribution:
Chirac: Don’t move, Shimon. Let the press take a few nice snaps of us.Peres: I couldn’t move even if I wanted to. You are on my foot.
Winner announced Monday.
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Chirac: It’s incredibly difficult to hold my composure while your finger is tickling my prostate.
Peres: That isn’t my finger.
harry
SHIMON: Oh no! Here it comes. Kissy, kissy, touchy, feely!
Shy Guy
Chirac: Not so hard Peres!
Peres: Oh contrer mon frere my Chirac!
Chirac: Wait! Wait! Let me just wind him up.
Peres: MMAASSTTEERR
Chirac: “That’s quit a smell you have there Peres.”
Peres: “Silent but deadly my friend.”
Chirac and Peres, after a few rounds of France’s finest, get caught by surprise by photographers doing the tango together.
I think we have a winner here. Wind-up-Shimon. Ha ha!
Shy Guy
“*gasp!* I thougt we were alone!!”
“Not now, honey… save it for later”
Chirac: Shimon sweetie, do you see what I see? Can you believe it?
Peres:Oh Jacques, it’s really real. Club Med Gaza, a place where we can finally vacation together.
“Quick Shimon, let’s go before Sharon misses us. The Israeli supermodels we tried to pick-up earlier are back at the cafe. Just don’t talk about Gaza or tell them I’m French.”