<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title> <atom:link href="http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/</link> <description>Down Under Punditry in the Middle East</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 12:05:19 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3458</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 06:14:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3458</guid> <description>&quot;Quick Shimon, let&#039;s go before Sharon misses us. The Israeli supermodels we tried to pick-up earlier are back at the cafe. Just don&#039;t talk about Gaza or tell them I&#039;m French.&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Quick Shimon, let&#8217;s go before Sharon misses us. The Israeli supermodels we tried to pick-up earlier are back at the cafe. Just don&#8217;t talk about Gaza or tell them I&#8217;m French.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3457</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 20:15:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3457</guid> <description>&lt;strong&gt;Chirac:&lt;/strong&gt; Shimon sweetie, do you see what I see? Can you believe it?&lt;strong&gt;Peres:&lt;/strong&gt;Oh Jacques, it&#039;s really real. Club Med Gaza, a place where we can finally vacation together.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Chirac:</strong> Shimon sweetie, do you see what I see? Can you believe it?</p><p><strong>Peres:</strong>Oh Jacques, it&#8217;s really real. Club Med Gaza, a place where we can finally vacation together.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3456</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:53:44 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3456</guid> <description>&quot;*gasp!* I thougt we were alone!!&quot;&quot;Not now, honey... save it for later&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;*gasp!* I thougt we were alone!!&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Not now, honey&#8230; save it for later&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3452</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:30:54 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3452</guid> <description>I think we have a winner here. Wind-up-Shimon. Ha ha!Shy Guy</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think we have a winner here. Wind-up-Shimon. Ha ha!</p><p>Shy Guy</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3455</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:53:47 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3455</guid> <description>Chirac and Peres, after a few rounds of France&#039;s finest, get caught by surprise by photographers doing the tango together.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chirac and Peres, after a few rounds of France&#8217;s finest, get caught by surprise by photographers doing the tango together.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3454</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 12:56:30 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3454</guid> <description>Chirac:  &quot;That&#039;s quit a smell you have there Peres.&quot;Peres:  &quot;Silent but deadly my friend.&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chirac:  &#8220;That&#8217;s quit a smell you have there Peres.&#8221;</p><p>Peres:  &#8220;Silent but deadly my friend.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3453</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:49:45 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3453</guid> <description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chirac:&lt;/strong&gt; &quot;Stop that smirk Peres, with my special training, I could kill     you with just one punch.&quot;&lt;strong&gt;Peres:&lt;/strong&gt;&quot;Don&#039;t be a shmuck Jack, I have you by the croissants and you&#039;ll need both hands to surrender.&quot;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>Chirac:</strong> &#8220;Stop that smirk Peres, with my special training, I could kill     you with just one punch.&#8221;</p><p><strong>Peres:</strong>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be a shmuck Jack, I have you by the croissants and you&#8217;ll need both hands to surrender.&#8221;</p></blockquote> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3451</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 09:15:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3451</guid> <description>Chirac: Wait! Wait! Let me just wind him up.Peres: MMAASSTTEERR</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chirac: Wait! Wait! Let me just wind him up.</p><p>Peres: MMAASSTTEERR</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3450</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 07:35:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3450</guid> <description>Chirac:  Not so hard Peres!Peres:  Oh contrer mon frere my Chirac!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chirac:  Not so hard Peres!</p><p>Peres:  Oh contrer mon frere my Chirac!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3449</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 07:24:22 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/04/19/caption-contest-3/#comment-3449</guid> <description>SHIMON: Oh no! Here it comes. Kissy, kissy, touchy, feely!Shy Guy</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SHIMON: Oh no! Here it comes. Kissy, kissy, touchy, feely!</p><p>Shy Guy</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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