“As a matter of fact, I was talking to my friend Laura, who sings on [my latest] record, and we’re both getting to the point where we want to start families. We’re convinced that if we have children, we’re going to do everything in our power to make them gay. Like maybe drinking a lot [...]
Winning entry: Anonymous Chirac: Wait! Wait! Let me just wind him up. Peres: MMAASSTTEERR 2nd place: Harry Chirac: It’s incredibly difficult to hold my composure while your finger is tickling my prostate. Peres: That isn’t my finger 3rd place: Colby Hansen Chirac: That’s quit a smell you have there Peres. Peres: Silent but deadly [...]
Former Israeli President Ezer Weizman passed away last night. Obituaries JPost YNetnews Ha’aretz Shai Reactions “Ezer was a symbol and example of the Israeli sabra..Every station in his life was a cornerstone in the building of this country..Today, I have lost a commander and good friend.” – Israeli PM Ariel Sharon [...]
No, it can’t be….the horrible red binder… It has multiplied! (hat tip: Robert)
Rocket scientist Plastic actress and PETA member Pamela Anderson has lashed out at people who wear fur, including fellow Hollywood celebrity Jennifer Lopez. Pamela Anderson has slammed Jennifer Lopez for wearing fur, calling the Latin diva an “idiot”. I bet Ms Anderson’s house has great views, being glass and all. In any event, why does [...]
