Archive for April, 2005

Mahmud Cracks a Smile

PLO Arab President Mahmud Abbas meets U.S. Assistant Secretary David Welch.*   “It’s a great pleasure to meet you, Mr Welch. From all accounts, you are quite the egghead.” “Err..I mean smart man. I was by no means insinuating that you have a weird, egg-shaped head.” He does have a weird, egg shaped head. Cracks [...]

Al Crapeeza, Your’e Kidding Me

Al Jazeera are looking to provide a children’s channel. G-d help us.   Rumor has it that they have already developed a number of new children’s shows, including Teleturbans, Barney and Infidels, and Open Sesame Street.   Update: I guess the children of Iran will be missing out.

On Sunday the Rabbi Belted the Cretin

Did you hear the one about the Rabbi and the neo-Nazi? Two Kansas men – one a rabbi and the other a Nazi sympathizer – were charged with disorderly conduct at Kansas City International Airport after the rabbi took issue with the other man’s Nazi insignia and punched him in the face.   Airport police [...]

Boogie

Has anyone else (besides Hat) noticed how hilarious the Ynetnews headlines are? Take this one from today for example:   Boogie’s night in Jordan   No, it is not about this guy:     Rather, it is about Israeli Army Chief Moshe Yaalon’s visit to Jordan. Apparently, Yaalon is called booger boogie. Can anyone enlighten me as [...]

No Jews Allowed

A framed picture of Elkana Gubi, who was killed in 2002, when he was run over by an army jeep during a gun battle with Palestinian militants, sits on a shelf of his family’s house in the Jewish settlement of Neve Dekalim, in the Gush Katif bloc of settlements in the Gaza Strip Friday April, [...]

Club Med(s)

You have to hand it to Shimon Peres. His brain is always ticking over. Deputy Prime Minister Shimon Peres sought to plot out the economic fortunes of the Middle East after Israel pulls out of the Gaza Strip this summer, proposing Monday regional economic cooperation that could include a Club Med tourist resort in Palestinian [...]

Nat’s “All That”

You have to hand it to Israeli-born Hollywood actress Natalie Portman. Despite being in an industry filled with morons, halfwits, numbskulls, and Jews who forget where they came from, Natalie combines beauty with brains, pride in her heritage, and generosity. Jerusalem’s Hadassah hospital received a $50 million donation last week including a large donation from [...]

Stop Eating an Animal So We Can Make Money off PETA (and Donate to a Worthy Cause)

What a great idea (hat tip: Micol)   So much so, that I will do the same, and I encourage everyone else out there to do it, and donate the proceeds to a charity (such as one dedicated to helping victims of terror).   So if anyone from PETA is reading this, you can pay [...]

Caption Contest

This week’s photo, courtesy of Reuters:     My contribution: Chirac: Don’t move, Shimon. Let the press take a few nice snaps of us. Peres: I couldn’t move even if I wanted to. You are on my foot. Winner announced Monday.

Tuesday Morning Fisking

The curiously named Summer Said has such a hard time building a case that Israeli textbooks incite anti-Arab hatred, that the Arab News carry the article with the ridiculous heading Israeli Textbooks Incite Anti-Arab Hatred, but So Very Subtly. I feel a fisking coming on…. To say that the Israeli media incite hatred against Arabs is [...]