Archive for May 17th, 2005

About the French

Finally something Europe and Israel can agree on (hat tip: LGF) Language, history, cooking and support for rival football teams still divide Europe. But when everything else fails, one glue binds the continent together: hatred of the French.   Typically, the French refuse to accept what arrogant, overbearing monsters they are.   But now after [...]

Excerpts from Saddam Hussein’s Memoirs – Part 1

I once met a man on the road to Fallujah.   He said to me “Master Saddam, I have been travelling for days trying to reach my family. But alas I got lost, and ran out of food and water. Would you be able to help alleviate my hunger and thirst?”   So I shot [...]

Giving Lawyers a Bad Name

According to one of Saddam Hussein’s lawyers, his client is busy these days writing his memoirs. With plenty of time on his hands these days, the former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has begun writing his memoirs.   According to Saddam’s legal team, the fallen dictator’s biography will deal with everything from his childhood, to his [...]

A Clockwork Footwork Orange

I don’t envy Ronaldo, who has his work cut out for him. It won’t be easy getting PLO Arabs and “anti-pullout” Israelis to play soccer together.  

Caption Contest – Results

  Winning entry: Kibi Goldarnduggit Dave! When I make this face it means I’ve got another pretzel stuck in my throat – call a medic – stat! 2nd place: Larry S. How could you let me leave my Preparation H at home? 3rd place: Anonymous Boo Hoo Hoo… poor Democrats Thank you to everyone for [...]

In-Fighting is In

This is what you call a win-win situation (hat tip: Backspin) Palestinian police engaged in a brief gun battle with each other in the Gaza Strip on Monday in a flare-up that highlighted problems in the force after Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’s recent security reshuffle.   The exchange of fire erupted after police from one [...]

Does Mahmud Smile? (Back by Popular Demand)

Mahmud realizes that those “soft” candies were actually not so soft after all…does Mahmud smile? | | | | | | | | | | V Answer: No