Archive for May 25th, 2005

Kim Jong Il’s Platform (Shoes)

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il seemed very sheepish as he answered questions relating to reports that he increases his height by wearing platform shoes.

“Lies. All lies. No truth to it whatsoever.”

“I would never rely on such tactics to make myself look bigger.”

Commenting Changed Back

I have reverted to the old commenting system, due to the inability to preview comments.
 
Apologies to those of you who got used to the new system. But weighing up the pros and cons, this is the correct decision.
 
To those of you who haven’t already signed up for a user account, I recommend that you do [...]

Wednesday Morning Rant

The so-called “peace” activists who constantly criticize Israel (yet seem to ignore the real oppression going on elsewhere in the world), like to think of themselves as “kind-hearted” people. And in some cases, they probably are (just ignorant as to the facts of the conflict).
 
One blogger who likely considers himself to be a kind-hearted person [...]

Mahmud’s Dirty Tactics

Addressing hypothetical questions from the audience, PLO Arab leader Mahmud Abbas demonstrates how he would temporarily blind Ariel Sharon, if the two ever got into a fight
 

 
Update: Ok, so maybe the joke would have worked better with this man.