Kim Jong Il’s Platform (Shoes)

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il seemed very sheepish as he answered questions relating to reports that he increases his height by wearing platform shoes.

“Lies. All lies. No truth to it whatsoever.”

“I would never rely on such tactics to make myself look bigger.”

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Ohhh you are sooo nuts! Oops, bad choice of words :p

  2. Anonymous says:

    You have to admit the man’s got balls.

    Shy Guy

  3. Anonymous says:

    …But wait a sec… where are his ‘other’ balls? …in his mouth? Looks like he’s gonna blow something…or he‚Äôs put the paper with the secret launch codes in his gob..weird guy.

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