Archive for June 14th, 2005

Typical

Can you guess the nationality of the below person?
 
Click on the picture to find out if you were correct.
 

Conspiracies Inc.

While Israel seems to be risking its close relationship with the US to maintain a military relationship with China, the Chinese are repaying the favor by exposing our insidious plans to sell Zionist death juiceTM to the PLO Arabs.
 
Bummer.
 
It will only be a matter of time before they also catch on to our plot to seize [...]

A Cut Above Below

After reading this, all I can say is “Why?”
 
Update: A possible answer.
 
Update: If you want a laugh, check out the talkback on Ynet, where censorship is non existent. My favorite comment is this one:

2. An idea

Sew Qureia on.

A Free Man

A hearty mazal tov to Michael Jackson, who was just cleared of child sex abuse and other charges today.
 
The big question is: can he save face? No, I mean it literally. Because the signs are that he is having troubles holding it all together.

Michael Jackson has retreated to his Neverland Ranch a free man after [...]

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Mahmoud Scorned

PLO Arab President Mahmoud Abbas knew darn well who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Lucky for him (but not for Abdul the bodyguard), revenge would come quickly – the next set of summary executions was scheduled for the weekend.