Archive for June 21st, 2005
Sycophantic Shmuley
Shmuley’s back to doing what he does best – grovelling so far up Michael Jackson’s backside, that he needs a miner’s lamp. Here’s a sample of his latest cringe-inducing piece.
Michael’s eloquence in the book made me fear that his words might be interpreted by some people as the rationalizations of a pedophile.
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But now that [...]
Scarlett Refuses to be Seduced by the Dark Side of the Force
Just when you thought that Tom Cruise couldn’t be more obnoxious, along comes a report like this.
Katie Holmes may have fallen for it, but Tom Cruise’s sci-fi seduction technique scared the bejeezus out of Scarlett Johansson, a source close to the actress says. Weeks before he began wooing his brainwashed bride-to-be, Cruise made repeated phone [...]
He’s Toast
From virgin mary to virgin scary.
A novel range of memorabilia celebrating Michael Jackson’s acquittal on child sex charges has popped up on the internet: slices of toast bearing the embattled superstar’s spectral image.
Fans toasting a jury’s decision to find the “King of Pop” not guilty say the grilled bread, which is going for up to [...]
Getting Even Lower
Just when you think the PLO Arab terrorists cannot get any lower, they surprise you.
Israel says a Palestinian woman arrested carrying explosives at a Gaza checkpoint planned to blow herself up in an Israeli hospital.
Wafa al-Bis, 21, was stopped on her way to receive treatment for burns at the Beersheba hospital which Israel says was [...]
Saddam Revealed
Saddam an admirer of former US President Reagan? Damn straight. This fact and more have emerged from interviews with five Pennsylvania National Guard members assigned to Saddam’s guard contingent for nearly 10 months.
Saddam Hussein likes Doritos corn chips, hates Froot Loops, admires President Reagan, thinks Clinton was “OK” and considers both presidents Bush as “no [...]
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