Scarlett Refuses to be Seduced by the Dark Side of the Force

Join me on the dark side of the forceJust when you thought that Tom Cruise couldn’t be more obnoxious, along comes a report like this.

Katie Holmes may have fallen for it, but Tom Cruise’s sci-fi seduction technique scared the bejeezus out of Scarlett Johansson, a source close to the actress says. Weeks before he began wooing his brainwashed bride-to-be, Cruise made repeated phone calls to the 19-year-old starlet – who was then set to co-star with him in Mission Impossible III – imploring her to meet him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. But when the actress finally agreed, the supposedly professional get-together took an oddly spiritual turn. “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,” Johansson told our source. “The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!” Instead, he offered her dinner – and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.

 

After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself. Soon after the meeting, Johansson dropped out of Mission Impossible III, reportedly due to scheduling conflicts. Asked about the incident, Johansson’s momager, Melanie Johansson, referred Radar to a publicist, who did not return calls or emails seeking comment. After striking out with Johansson, Cruise reportedly turned his attentions to 24-year-old Jessica Alba, 22-year-old Kate Bosworth, and 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, before settling on the 26-year-old Holmes.

 

A source tells the website, “After two hours of proselytizing, Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself.” Officially Johansson quit the film because of scheduling conflicts after the film was delayed so Cruise could make War Of The Worlds.

Can you believe it? He didn’t even offer her a cookie.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Who wants to eat half-baked cookies anyway?!

    Shy Guy

  2. Anonymous says:

    Tom Cruise = batshit crazy

  3. Anonymous says:

    Perhaps Tommy-Boy is hoping to trip up the Hollywood GAYdar by having a young hottie such as, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan, or Katie Holmes dangling from his limp wrist???

  4. Anonymous says:

    More like the short side of the force.

    I’m not kidding either. I’m no giant (5’6″), but I was amazed to discover that Cruise isn’t much taller than I am (5’7″). You usually don’t notice it in his films due to clever cinematography and equally diminutive co-stars.

    Wise move, Scarlett. Scientology probably frowns on the consumption of cookies.

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