Caption Contest
Aussie Dave | Jun 28, 2005 | 6 comments
If any picture screams “Caption me!”, it is this one:
Winners announced Monday.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General




Tom Cruise prepares Steven Spielberg for his “conversion” to scientology at the premiere of ‘War of the Worlds’…
Spielberg : I am a married man!
Tommy : C’mon Stevie, this is Hollywood!
Sorry Steve, Katie couldn’t make it today and I ….. I…… I just gotta do this…………..
Twas me, above.
Shy Guy
Tom Cruise whispering in Speilberg’s ear:
“If I ever hear you make another disparaging remark about Scientology I will use all my pull in Hollywood to attach your name to the sequel of Battleground Earth.”
harry
Tom: “Steve, you took an ASPIRIN? Wait, I’m going to suck it out of your ear. No way are you going to succumb to the evil forces of chemical imbalance!!”
Late, I know, but I’ve just gotta say it:
Steve: Tom, is that a spaceship rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?