A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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Anonymous
Tom Cruise prepares Steven Spielberg for his “conversion” to scientology at the premiere of ‘War of the Worlds’…
“If I ever hear you make another disparaging remark about Scientology I will use all my pull in Hollywood to attach your name to the sequel of Battleground Earth.”
Tom: “Steve, you took an ASPIRIN? Wait, I’m going to suck it out of your ear. No way are you going to succumb to the evil forces of chemical imbalance!!”
Tom Cruise prepares Steven Spielberg for his “conversion” to scientology at the premiere of ‘War of the Worlds’…
Spielberg : I am a married man!
Tommy : C’mon Stevie, this is Hollywood!
Sorry Steve, Katie couldn’t make it today and I ….. I…… I just gotta do this…………..
Twas me, above.
Shy Guy
Tom Cruise whispering in Speilberg’s ear:
“If I ever hear you make another disparaging remark about Scientology I will use all my pull in Hollywood to attach your name to the sequel of Battleground Earth.”
harry
Tom: “Steve, you took an ASPIRIN? Wait, I’m going to suck it out of your ear. No way are you going to succumb to the evil forces of chemical imbalance!!”
Late, I know, but I’ve just gotta say it:
Steve: Tom, is that a spaceship rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?