<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title> <atom:link href="http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/</link> <description>Down Under Punditry in the Middle East</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 16:15:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/comment-page-1/#comment-3995</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/#comment-3995</guid> <description>Late, I know, but I&#039;ve just gotta say it:Steve: Tom, is that a spaceship rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Late, I know, but I&#8217;ve just gotta say it:</p><p>Steve: Tom, is that a spaceship rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/comment-page-1/#comment-3994</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/#comment-3994</guid> <description>Tom: &quot;Steve, you took an &lt;em&gt;ASPIRIN?&lt;/em&gt; Wait, I&#039;m going to suck it out of your ear. No way are you going to succumb to the evil forces of chemical imbalance!!&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom: &#8220;Steve, you took an <em>ASPIRIN?</em> Wait, I&#8217;m going to suck it out of your ear. No way are you going to succumb to the evil forces of chemical imbalance!!&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/comment-page-1/#comment-3993</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 08:29:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/#comment-3993</guid> <description>Tom Cruise whispering in Speilberg&#039;s ear:&quot;If I ever hear you make another disparaging remark about Scientology I will use all my pull in Hollywood to attach your name to the sequel of Battleground Earth.&quot;harry</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Cruise whispering in Speilberg&#8217;s ear:</p><p>&#8220;If I ever hear you make another disparaging remark about Scientology I will use all my pull in Hollywood to attach your name to the sequel of Battleground Earth.&#8221;</p><p>harry</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/comment-page-1/#comment-3992</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 06:52:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/#comment-3992</guid> <description>Twas me, above.Shy Guy</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twas me, above.</p><p>Shy Guy</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/comment-page-1/#comment-3991</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 06:51:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/#comment-3991</guid> <description>Sorry Steve, Katie couldn&#039;t make it today and I ..... I...... I just gotta do this..............</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry Steve, Katie couldn&#8217;t make it today and I &#8230;.. I&#8230;&#8230; I just gotta do this&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Anonymous</title><link>http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/comment-page-1/#comment-3990</link> <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.israellycool.com/2005/06/28/caption-contest-5/#comment-3990</guid> <description>Tom Cruise prepares Steven Spielberg for his &quot;conversion&quot; to scientology at the premiere of &#039;War of the Worlds&#039;...Spielberg : I am a married man!Tommy : C&#039;mon Stevie, this is Hollywood!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Cruise prepares Steven Spielberg for his &#8220;conversion&#8221; to scientology at the premiere of &#8216;War of the Worlds&#8217;&#8230;</p><p>Spielberg : I am a married man!</p><p>Tommy : C&#8217;mon Stevie, this is Hollywood!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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