Symbolic Picture of the Day
Aussie Dave | Jun 28, 2005 | 3 comments
In this photo released by the Israeli Government Press Office Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, right, receives a lemon from American Carol Salomon, a representative of the U.S delegation for the annual conference of the Jewish Agency, in his office in Jerusalem Tuesday June 28, 2005.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
You are mixing lemons and citrons (etrogs).
Shy Guy
As Sharon cried out in pain and rubbed his stinging eyes, Salomon realised too late that the lemon was a Zionist genetically-engineered lemon that was being air-dropped on the West Bank in the hopes that the Palestinians would keep accidentally squirting each other. This was a revised version of last week’s conspiracy, which involved sowing the fields of the West Bank with chemical pellets that would make the vegetables grow into rude and amusing shapes.
Symbolic of what exactly?
“If life hands you lemons make lemonade” ?
“This disengagement policy is a lemon” ?
“I wanted to give you an orange, but they wouldn’t let one in the building” ?