Archive for July 5th, 2005

Terrorists on the Turps*

After a night of heavy drinking, Hamas politburo chief Khaled Meshaal was feeling under the weather..
 

“I’m not feeling..so…good…lemme just reach for my gun with my left hand.” **
Not to mention spaced out…
 

 
Meanwhile, in London, fellow terrorist Abu Hamza al-Mazri managed to hide his hangover – by wearing dark glasses.
 

How they mock me because of my [...]

To Space and Beyond

I can just imagine the Arab media now: “Not content with collaborating to spread destruction on this world, the US and Israel have now extended their destructive influence to beyond this world.”

Israeli astronomers at the Wise Observatory in Mitzpe Ramon supplied the US Monday with useful data on Deep Impact, the first-ever man-made comet collision. [...]

The “New” New Zealand?

For those of you who believe that the biggest threat to the freedom of New Zealanders is alleged Mossad activity involving New Zealand passports, I present you this: 

A Muslim lawmaker in Prime Minister Helen Clark’s government has said he condones the stoning executions of homosexuals and adulterers as prescribed by strict Islamic law.
 
Lawmaker Ashraf [...]

Quote of the Day

“I’m the closest thing to American royalty anyway”
- Airhead heiress Paris Hilton, explaining why she should be entitled to have her wedding at St Paul’s Cathedral, Westminster Abbey or Windsor Castle (venues in which only British royals and heads of state can get married).
 
A royal pain in the butt, more like it.