Terrorists on the Turps*
Aussie Dave | Jul 05, 2005 | 0 comments
After a night of heavy drinking, Hamas politburo chief Khaled Meshaal was feeling under the weather..
“I’m not feeling..so…good…lemme just reach for my gun with my left hand.” **
Not to mention spaced out…
Meanwhile, in London, fellow terrorist Abu Hamza al-Mazri managed to hide his hangover – by wearing dark glasses.
How they mock me because of my hooks..but I tell you, can anyone else open so many beer bottles as quickly as me?
* Another word for alcohol
** A few seconds later, the bodyguard on the right wasn’t feeling too good either..or perhaps he was.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
