Reasons to Hate the French #25,467

The BBC reports on French President Jacques Chirac’s latest bout of behavior that can only be described as “French.”

Tony Blair has refused to be drawn into a diplomatic row after the French president reportedly made insulting remarks about British food.

 

Jacques Chirac joked with German and Russian leaders: “One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad.”

 

As the G8 summit nears, Mr Blair said: “The G8 is going to focus on really important issues and to be quite honest I’m not going to disparage anybody.”

 

Mr Chirac also reportedly said Britain had the worst food after Finland.

 

Mr Blair was asked to comment on remarks attributed to President Chirac while he was in Singapore to boost the chances of London being awarded the 2012 Olympics.

 

He was asked if relations with France would damage London’s bid and the G8 summit in Scotland later this week but the prime minister declined to give a definite answer.

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However, Tory leader Michael Howard said he would be happy to prove the French president wrong about British food.

 

“My constituency is one of the closest in England to France … I’d like him to come to my constituency, over to Folkestone and Hythe, and I’ll take him to some restaurants that will match anything he can see in France,” he said.

 

Mr Chirac’s comments were reported in French newspaper Liberation after several journalists overheard his jokes with Gerhard Schroeder and Vladimir Putin.

 

The remark was reportedly made to the Russian and German leaders 

 

“The only thing they have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease,” Mr Chirac said, according to the newspaper’s report.

 

“After Finland, it is the country with the worst food.”

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British newspapers on Tuesday were indignant about the remarks attributed to President Chirac.

 

The Times regarded the president’s reported comments as “an astonishing diplomatic blunder”.

 

The Daily Telegraph said the insult had heightened Anglo-French rivalries on the eve of the G8 summit and the 2012 Olympic decision.

 

The paper said Mr Chirac’s behaviour was “no way to conduct high politics”.

 

The Sun suggested that what it calls the president’s “sneering” remarks may turn out to be bad news for the Paris Olympic bid.

 

The paper’s logic was that he also criticised food from Finland – the homeland of two members of the International Olympic Committee.

 

In the House of Commons, the Conservatives said Mr Blair should tell Mr Chirac that “Scotland’s agriculture and food production is a major economic asset”.

 

Shadow Scottish secretary Eleanor Laing said Robert Burns had been right to compare French ragout and fricasse that “wad make her spew” unfavourably with the haggis – the “great chieftain o the puddin-race”.

This is all very rich coming from someone who eats frog legs and snails.

 

Update: According to Allison, who is currently in Paris, not all is bad about the French.

 

Update: And yet another reason – they target innocent animals for elimination.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Bloody French.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I am so embarrassed. This is the first time ever I agree with Chirac.

    “British food” is almost an oymoronic term.

    Shy Guy

  3. Anonymous says:

    Since London won the Olympic bid for 2012, British radio has been playing “Non je ne regret rien” all day.

  4. Anonymous says:

    They could also have played that 1958 Connie Francis chart topper:

    Who’s sorry now, who’s sorry now

    Whose heart is achin’ for breakin’ each vow

    Who’s sad and blue, who’s cryin’ too

    Just like I cried over you

    Right to the end, just like a friend

    I tried to warn you somehow

    You had your way, now you must pay

    I’m glad that you’re sorry now

    Right to the end, just like a friend

    I tried to warn you somehow

    You had your way, now you must pay

    I’m glad that you’re sorry now

    Shy Guy

  5. Anonymous says:

    Man, that picture of Jacques ChIRAQ is absolutely perfect for him. Makes him look like the basset hound that he is.

  6. Anonymous says:

    there isnt one, they have better food then the Brits and thats that.. if you don’t like it use some seasoning and actually COOK your food instead of eating everything “rare”!!!!!!!!!

    not shy guy, ayo ,uk

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