Archive for July 18th, 2005

Not So Constipated

Yesterday, I expressed the view that many terrorists look like they are constipated. But perhaps just to prove me wrong, AP have published this picture of two terrorists, one of whom (the one on the left) looks like he is actually going to the toilet (and the other looks like he knows the one on [...]

Separated at Birth

When I first heard about Houston-based PLO Arab rapper Bassam Khalaf (fired from his job as a baggage screener for rapping about “flying planes into buildings” and descriptions of himself as a “crazy, suicidal Arabic … equipped with bombs”), I thought it was really Sascha Baron Cohen in disguise.
 
Now I see that he even [...]

French Terror Alert

I have just received some important information from my friend Andrew in Australia:

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.
 
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – [...]

Terrorists-in-Waiting

Last week, Australian Prime Minister John Howard said the following:

“We shouldn’t complacently imagine that there aren’t potentially suicide bombers in this country”
He’s absolutely right, and here’s proof that not all of Australia’s Muslims are peace-loving citizens:

Australian Federal Police and NSW’s Counter-Terrorism Command are investigating book shops allegedly selling extremist Islamic literature.
 
Reports in the Daily [...]

Partners in Murder

Last week, after the Netanya bombing, Israeli troops killed Mohammed al-Asi, a terrorist belonging to the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades.
 
What the mainstream media tells you about this incident is that troops raided a house in which al-Asi was staying, and shot him as he tried to flee. But they are leaving out one important piece of [...]