French Terror Alert
July 18, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments 4
I have just received some important information from my friend Andrew in Australia:
Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.
Heh.
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Oh how I laughed!!! That was BRILIANT!
Hysterical Dave, simply hysterical!
Aussie Dave is a Aussie/Jewish version of John Stewart… and his microphone is not as good. Anyway… this site hysterical. I keep peeing myself with laughter.
Also:
I thought there was a stage of alert of Collaborate:
SUPER-SPEED ASSIMILATE!
Rant on.
Sorry about that… typo. It should say “I thought there was a stage above collaborate”
Sorry.
Rant on… again.