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French Terror Alert

July 18, 2005 | Aussie Dave | Comments

I have just received some important information from my friend Andrew in Australia:

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.

Heh.

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About the Author: An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.