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July 18th, 2005

French Terror Alert

Aussie Dave

I have just received some important information from my friend Andrew in Australia:

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.

 

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.

Heh.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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