French Terror Alert

I have just received some important information from my friend Andrew in Australia:

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.

 

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.

Heh.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Oh how I laughed!!! That was BRILIANT!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hysterical Dave, simply hysterical!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Aussie Dave is a Aussie/Jewish version of John Stewart… and his microphone is not as good. Anyway… this site hysterical. I keep peeing myself with laughter.

    Also:

    I thought there was a stage of alert of Collaborate:

    SUPER-SPEED ASSIMILATE!

    Rant on.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Sorry about that… typo. It should say “I thought there was a stage above collaborate”

    Sorry.

    Rant on… again.

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