Archive for July 27th, 2005

Better Relations?

The Israeli media is characterizing the talks between French President Jacques Chirac and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon as anything but chilly. But you be the judge…   Ariel Sharon: So, how about those Mets.. Chirac: Stand there. Just like that. Perfect! Claude, can you bring me my dagger?

Police Academy 14: Killer Khaled Goes Bonkers

Having already incapacitated two of his fellow officers, PLO Arab police trainee “Killer” Khaled inflicted his trademark move, known as the Mike Tyson Body Slam.  

My Favorite PLO Arab Policeman

I can’t resist this guy. Top 5 Reasons Why He Joined the PLO Arab Police: 5. At least the police uniforms go up to size “obese”. 4. To get tough. Real tough. That will show those bullies who gave me wedgies in the boy’s locker room 3. He made a mistake. He mistook “Arafat Academy” [...]

Trying to Get Out of Ricky Sticky Situation

Singer Ricky Martin has responded to concerns raised after he wore a PLO Arab keffiyeh scarf with the slogan “Jerusalem is ours” written in Arabic. “I had no idea that the kaffiyeh scarf presented to me contained language referring to Jerusalem, and I apologize to anyone who might think I was endorsing its message,” Martin [...]

Quote of the Day

“In Israel, we were shocked to hear those statements that were made by the mayor of London, and I do not want to repeat what some Israelis have said about him and about maybe his mental condition” Israeli Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom, talking to reporters about London Mayor Ken Livingstone.   No, please do.

Separated at Birth

First, there were the chicken dancers. Then there was the Elvis impersonator. Now, the latest in PLO Arab recruits – Huey, from the Lemon Popsicle series.