I can’t resist this guy.
Top 5 Reasons Why He Joined the PLO Arab Police:
5. At least the police uniforms go up to size “obese”.
4. To get tough. Real tough. That will show those bullies who gave me wedgies in the boy’s locker room
3. He made a mistake. He mistook “Arafat Academy” for “Fat Academy.”
2. When a date notices his chronic underarm sweating, he can claim that it’s due to the hard work he put in during police training.
1. He has always wanted to be a terrorist, and tried to blow himself up to qualify (Unfortunately for him, he thought “blowing up” meant “eating alot”).
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