Worst Hairstyles
Aussie Dave | Aug 01, 2005 | 3 comments
Behold, the worst hairstyles of all time, according to a UK poll.
1.The Mohican – a favourite of punks and football stars.2.The Mullet – the 1980s look favoured by crooner Michael Bolton, which adds a very nasty twist to a short back and sides.3.The Beehive – the 1960s look that defies gravity, thanks largely to hairspray, and for some reason made a comeback on catwalks in the 1990s.4.Helmet Head – otherwise known as the “bowl” or “basin” cut.5.New Romantic – it’s long on one side, short on the other.6.Back-combed Bouffant – sculpted, sprayed and teased into a helmet of big curls, waves, and bouffant which was surprisingly popular in the 1960s and 1980s.7.Perm – loved by all throughout the 1980s.8.The Ironed Look – sometimes achieved using the classic household appliance – the iron.9.Crimped – a favourite among rockers in the 1980s.10.The Page Boy – Marcus in About a Boy sported one. It’s straight across the front and trimmed to the nape of your neck.
It is unbelievable to me that the “Flock of Seagulls” look did not make the list.
Now I open it up to you – what hairstyle(s) would you choose as the worst of all time?
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
You’re right about the “flock of seagulls” .. what an abomination. Certainly looks like the flock have unloaded on that guy.
I hereby nominate the Clinton-Santa-Claus-Bouffant, the Bibi- Comb-Over (who does he think he’s fooling anyway??), and for the grand prize of worst hairstyle of all time… the Michael-Jackson-What-Would-You-Call-That???
This story wouldn’t be complete without a link to the ultimate website for judging hairstyles: RateMyMullet.com
Any site where the slogan is “Beauty Is Only Mullet Deep” is worthy of attention in my opinion.