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Unclogged

Introducing our latest secret weapon: The Zionist Constipation KillerTM.

A traditional dish of rice and meat, which causes serious constipation to elderly residents of Georgia, Armenia and Azerbijan, has met its match.
 
Trima, the pharmaceutical company at Kibbutz Ma’abarot, has signed a deal worth tens of thousand of dollars to export its product Novolax to ABC [...]

No Looking Bak(ri)

London taxpayer-funded Islamic terrorist Sheik Omar Bakri has found a way to avoid being deported from England. He has reportedly deported himself.

A fundamentalist Muslim cleric facing possible treason charges in Britain has fled the country, British media reported Monday.
 
Sheik Omar Bakri, the founder and spiritual leader of the radical Islamic group al-Muhajiroun, has been identified [...]

Cheerleaders Do Good

Gimme an M!
Gimme an O!
Gimme an R!
Gimme an O!
Gimme an N!
 
Waddya get? A possible misdemeanour charge of course.

A man who left an accident scene in the US was tracked down with the help of some cheerleaders who witnessed the crash and turned his licence plate number into a cheer, police said.
 
Members of the Lincoln High [...]

Space Pod

I would like to think my podcasting endeavours are going well, and I am trying to come up with new and fresh ideas. But then there’s always someone that has to try and outdo you…

Technology experts who predicted that podcasting would “take off” have been proven right, literally, with a Discovery shuttle astronaut transmitting a [...]