Archive for August 21st, 2005
Putting the Cocky in Cockney
Say what?
Cocky England is already making plans to give its cricket side a parade through the streets of London should it win the Ashes.
England would need to win the series – currently level at 1-1 – to regain the Ashes, but the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) is already planning a victory parade similar [...]
Who’s On First?
PA leader Mahmoud Abbas eagerly awaits the next pitch from “Bruiser” Abdullah, during the opening game of the PLO Arab baseball league.
Abbas’ team won 25-0, after his forces executed the majority of the opposition, who were suspected of being collaborators.
Dear Mahmoud..
Ozblogger Paul Edwards has written an open letter to PA leader Mahmoud Abbas.
Evil Tom Cruise Watch
Quicker than you can say “Hermes”, Tom Cruise has set his evil Scientology sights on everyone’s favorite self-promoting celebrity – Oprah.
Television insiders insist she can single-handedly turn books into bestsellers and mere celebrities into megastars. But now, glamorous talk show host Oprah Winfrey has become the target of the controversial Church of Scientology.
The campaign [...]
Where Was Keifer Sutherland?
Sarah Wynter, the Aussie actress who played Jack Bauer’s girlfriend Kate Warner in 24, has tied the knot with her Jewish boyfriend.
Wynter, 32, and Manhattan-based magazine editor Peres walked down the aisle to a classical bridal waltz at 4.40pm.
The ceremony was understood to have been conducted by a celebrant to accommodate Peres’ Jewish heritage [...]
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