Archive for August 22nd, 2005

Terrorism is a Drug

The meeting between PLO Arab Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia and an assortment of PLO Arab terrorists was rather uninspiring…
 

 
That is, until Queria brought out the brownies.
 
A few minutes later..
 

 
An hour later and the terrorists appeared at the news conference, the effects of the hash still apparent.
 

 
Note: Here is more on terrorists and substance abuse

Entry from the PLO Arab Police Trainee Yearbook

Officer Jibril “Fraidy Cat” al-Ahmad
Graduated 2005
Award: Most likely to run away in the heat of battle

Jewish Hollywood Actress Fighting for Life

Hollywood actress and fellow Semite Natasha Lyonne is reportedly fighting for her life.

The troubled life of Natasha Lyonne has taken a tragic turn.
 
The American Pie actress is in intensive care at a New York City hospital with hepatitis C, a collapsed lung and a heart infection, according to Access Hollywood and the New York [...]

Love Child

Singer-drug addict Courtney Love is reportedly pregnant with the “love” child (yes, we get the pun – ed.) of a sex addict.
 
Why do I get the feeling this is not a good idea?