What’s Fidel Up To?
Aussie Dave | Aug 24, 2005 | 5 comments
What is Fidel Castro doing in this photo, which is not impressing Hugo Chavez?
a) Talking to the media
b) Doing his “Arafat shaking lip” impersonation
c) You really don’t want to know
Update: Put your suggested captions in the comments.
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Strange. I captioned a similar photo here.
Oh, please, Hugo, please–just one little kiss?
“Dude, I only need a hundred until the weekend. I’ll pay you back, I swear. I mean it, I’ll pay you back double. Dude; c’mon, I’m good for it.”
Hey Chevez, what’d I tell you!! The Jews will always break a promise and pull a stunt like that at the 11th hour.
Fidel: “Oh come Hugo! Hugeee… talk to me baby. Come on, we both hate the US. Oh come on! Why not attack them? Oh come on nothing will happen! The UN will probably you know like just slap ‘em with sanctions for defending themselves. And they will stop fighting back! Maybe the UN will force them to surrender like Florida to us as punishment or something…Seriously… cause were like both small countries and like… it’ll make ‘em look bad to fight us! Pleeeeeeeeeease? With sugar on top?”
Hugo: “Absolutely not! Who is going to buy all of my oil at excessive prices!? Yeah! Zat is what I thought Fidel. UH-UH.”