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Moby: Dick

Look who’s running off at the mouth again.

Dance star MOBY slammed US President GEORGE W BUSH as “the worst president in the history of the United States” during a recent concert in Brazil.

The PORCELAIN star is outraged by the Republican’s decisions on foreign policy – and he feels the need to apologise for the United States’ actions around the world, reports The Scoop gossip site.

Moby said, “He was a wealthy child, not very bright, and had everything handed to him. When he invaded Iraq he thought it would be as easy as ordering pizza at Domino’s.”

Of course, Moby is able to spot a bright person. After all, he only hangs out with them.

I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.

I’m sure the conversations Moby and his pseudo-intellectual friends have are entirely deep and intellectually stimulating, judging by some of Moby’s quotes:

“I’m like a monk with a taste for hookers.”

“If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.”

“Can you imagine how much sex that man has had in his life? It boggles the mind to even consider it”

Stick to ordering pizza, Moby.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Was Moby referring to Bill Clinton in that last quote? Seems to be the kind of thing Hillary would like to see less of on the internet, according to the Drudge Report.

  2. Anonymous says:

    You have an interesting technique here of viciously attacking someone you disagree with. You have learned well from Mr. Bush.

    I am an American, I am ashamed to have George Bush as my president. In my lifetime I have never seen an American administration as corrupt and incompetent as this one.

    Stan

  3. Anonymous says:

    viciously attacking??? Rest easy… no right-wing Israeli thinks very highly of George W. either! But come on… whether you agree with Bush or not, Moby’s comments were pretty lame.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’m an American too. What a coincidence! Only difference is you’ll never admit to how much hatred the left has for those who do not think like them. Your leftist friends would probably ban blogging.

  5. Anonymous says:

    P.S.

    I love Moby’s music, but I voted for Bush. What a paradox.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I don’t know much about Moby. You attacked him as a person because he stated a very common belief which seemingly you did not agree with. I’m amazed at how some people here stereotype by left and right.

    I am on the left, I don’t have “hatred” for people who don’t agree with me.

    I have seen at least as much anti-semitism from the right as I have from the left. The world is round. It does not easily divide between left and righ.

    Stan

  7. Anonymous says:

    I never attacked Moby. “Attack” is such an overused and misused word these days. A more appropriate use of the word is something like,”TheUnited States was attacked by radical Islamists on September 11, 2001.”

    I would like to point out that I am ashamed of President Clinton and his socialist cohorts who brought many problems to this country by their ignorance of terrorism and failure to do anything about it.

  8. [...] their appearance), I couldn’t quite understand how Natalie Portman could hook up with someone like Moby, especially considering she seems to have common sense and a decent moral [...]

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