Oh Lord!

The New York Daily News reports:

A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble.

 

“God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life,” he wrote in the suit. “But on the contrary I was left in the Devil’s hands.”

 

Court officials said the suit will likely be dropped because they’re unable to subpoena God.

Why doesn’t he just sue George Bush? I mean, he seems to be blamed for almost everything these days, including natural disasters.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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