Archive for November 20th, 2005

Butchering the English Language

Israel’s new Labor party leader may look like Stalin, but that’s where the similarities end. For a start, I am sure Stalin had a much better command of the English language.   (tip of the hat to Imshin, everyone’s favorite non-fish)   Update: The shadow strikes again.  

Ohh Behave, Borat

Everyone’s favorite Kazakhstani, Borat, is apparently not everyone’s favorite. Kazakhstan’s Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.   Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his [...]

On Shaky Ground

Question: When is handshake not a handshake? Answer: When it is a figment of the Zionists’ imagination. Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom and Lebanese President Emile Lahoud shook hands at a diplomatic event in Tunis, Shalom’s office said yesterday. Lahoud denied shaking Shalom’s hand, saying the account was “based on imagination.”   Shalom was near Lahoud [...]

Keystone Kops Again

I just spotted this photo and caption on the Ha’aretz website.   A Palestinian policeman breaking the back window of a car during an action against stolen cars in the West Bank city of Nablus on Saturday. (Reuters) I would have thought that taking action against stolen cars would involve – I don’t know – [...]

Latest Zionist Scheme

Heck, why can’t we get away with anything? Since we’ve been sprung, I may as well admit to our latest weapon: Zionist Death Doobies.TM The head of a Palestinian Authority drug prevention program accused Israel this week of intentionally “conquering the youth” by supplying drugs to Palestinian Authority areas. This is not an isolated example [...]