Archive for November 20th, 2005

Butchering the English Language

Israel’s new Labor party leader may look like Stalin, but that’s where the similarities end. For a start, I am sure Stalin had a much better command of the English language.
 
(tip of the hat to Imshin, everyone’s favorite non-fish)
 
Update: The shadow strikes again.
 

Ohh Behave, Borat

Everyone’s favorite Kazakhstani, Borat, is apparently not everyone’s favorite.

Kazakhstan’s Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.
 
Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his “Da Ali [...]

On Shaky Ground

Question: When is handshake not a handshake?
Answer: When it is a figment of the Zionists’ imagination.

Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom and Lebanese President Emile Lahoud shook hands at a diplomatic event in Tunis, Shalom’s office said yesterday. Lahoud denied shaking Shalom’s hand, saying the account was “based on imagination.”
 
Shalom was near Lahoud as he shook the [...]

Keystone Kops Again

I just spotted this photo and caption on the Ha’aretz website.
 

A Palestinian policeman breaking the back window of a car during an action against stolen cars in the West Bank city of Nablus on Saturday. (Reuters)
I would have thought that taking action against stolen cars would involve – I don’t know – finding the [...]

Latest Zionist Scheme

Heck, why can’t we get away with anything?
Since we’ve been sprung, I may as well admit to our latest weapon: Zionist Death Doobies.TM
The head of a Palestinian Authority drug prevention program accused Israel this week of intentionally “conquering the youth” by supplying drugs to Palestinian Authority areas.
This is not an isolated example of hate speech, [...]