Caption Contest
Aussie Dave | Nov 29, 2005 | 14 comments
This week’s photo, courtesy of Reuters:
Winner announced Thursday.
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Shimon: You see Sean, if you’re going to play me in the movie, you need to hold your thumbs up and practise this line:
“I will win when the soldiers vote’s are counted!”
Sean (thinks): I think I preferred working with Catherine Zeta-Jones
“I loved your work in Remington Steele.”
“Altogether now! Here is thumbkin, here is thumbkin, yes I am, yes I am. How are you today, sir? Very well, I thank you. Run away, run away!”
Together: “Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream”
Anon,
Can you at least provide a name/alias?
Can you also provide a name/alias?
Shimon: “So you think Scotland’s Labour party is a joke?”
Sean: “What I really want is for you to lead them into the next election.”
Shimon: “Excellent idea!”
—MelvynAdam (unable to sign in)—
Cool, I did a whole captioning post on this same photo on my own blog. I’ll pick one at random, but (shameless plug) feel free to check out the rest:
Sean Connery struggles to conceal his scowl as Shimon Peres confides, “You know, after I lost to that guy with the mustache, I told them — I used your famous line here — I said to them, ‘Ahll be Bahck.’ Isn’t that fabulous?”
Sean: What… me, now? Comeon he’s a lightweight… I’ve boxed chinese women with more girth.
Shimon: honey [to the reporter]… you see these cannons? in just a minute they’ll go where the kilt aint sown…
hezi
Mr. Connery: Now listen closely Sheemon, way back when… I was a cop on a beat i used to say…if they send one of yours to the hospital you send one of theirs to the morgue..
Mr. Peres: Now you listen to me Shaawn, when they send one of ours to the morgue, we release them from prison.
Connery: Shimon, after all this time and all of your losses, you’d think that by now you’d understand the concept of “There can be only one.”
Harry
Taking over for Ebert and Roeper, Connery and Peres review the Passion of the Chr*st
Sean: 2 thumbs way up!
Shimon (half remembering he’s Jewish) 1 thumb way up, the other half up.
“OK, Shimon, so let’s count exactly how many votes you got for Labor Party leader.”
Allison
Sean: I finally did it. I got the cabal to silence that infernal bastard* doctor downstares from me.
Shimon: moohaaha, now you own us bigtime.. next movie you will be a mosad agent and drive a subaru with Israeli avionics! and I’ll be in a cameo as “G”, the hebrew Q!
-Hezi (again)