Comments on: Caption Contest http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/ Down Under Punditry in the Middle East Fri, 25 May 2012 01:22:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4856 Anonymous Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:46:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4856 Sean: I finally did it. I got the cabal to silence that infernal <a href="http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:benKxkZOwjgJ:www.curbed.com/archives/2005/02/23/sean_connery_nasty_neighbor_.php+sean+connery+loud+neighbor&hl=en&client=firefox-a " rel="nofollow">bastard* doctor</a> downstares from me.Shimon: moohaaha, now you own us bigtime.. next movie you will be a mosad agent and drive a subaru with Israeli avionics! and I'll be in a cameo as "G", the hebrew Q!-Hezi (again) Sean: I finally did it. I got the cabal to silence that infernal bastard* doctor downstares from me.

Shimon: moohaaha, now you own us bigtime.. next movie you will be a mosad agent and drive a subaru with Israeli avionics! and I’ll be in a cameo as “G”, the hebrew Q!

-Hezi (again)

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4855 Anonymous Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:43:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4855 "OK, Shimon, so let's count exactly how many votes you got for Labor Party leader."<a href="http://allisonkaplansommer.blogmosis.com/" rel="nofollow">Allison</a> “OK, Shimon, so let’s count exactly how many votes you got for Labor Party leader.”

Allison

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4854 Anonymous Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:46:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4854 Taking over for Ebert and Roeper, Connery and Peres review the <em>Passion of the Chr*st</em>Sean: 2 thumbs way up!Shimon (half remembering he's Jewish) 1 thumb way up, the other half up. Taking over for Ebert and Roeper, Connery and Peres review the Passion of the Chr*st

Sean: 2 thumbs way up!

Shimon (half remembering he’s Jewish) 1 thumb way up, the other half up.

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4853 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:34:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4853 Connery: Shimon, after all this time and all of your losses, you'd think that by now you'd understand the concept of "There can be only one."Harry Connery: Shimon, after all this time and all of your losses, you’d think that by now you’d understand the concept of “There can be only one.”

Harry

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4852 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:57:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4852 Mr. Connery: Now listen closely Sheemon, way back when... I was a cop on a beat i used to say...if they send one of yours to the hospital you send one of theirs to the morgue..Mr. Peres: Now you listen to me Shaawn, when they send one of ours to the morgue, we release them from prison. Mr. Connery: Now listen closely Sheemon, way back when… I was a cop on a beat i used to say…if they send one of yours to the hospital you send one of theirs to the morgue..

Mr. Peres: Now you listen to me Shaawn, when they send one of ours to the morgue, we release them from prison.

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4851 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:01:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4851 Sean: What... me, now? Comeon he's a lightweight... I've boxed chinese women with more girth.Shimon: honey [to the reporter]... you see these cannons? in just a minute they'll go where the kilt aint sown...hezi Sean: What… me, now? Comeon he’s a lightweight… I’ve boxed chinese women with more girth.

Shimon: honey [to the reporter]… you see these cannons? in just a minute they’ll go where the kilt aint sown…

hezi

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4850 Anonymous Tue, 29 Nov 2005 15:26:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4850 Cool, I did a whole <a href="http://abbagav.blogspot.com/2005/11/double-zeros-connery-and-peres_29.html" rel="nofollow">captioning post</a> on this same photo on my own blog. I'll pick one at random, but (shameless plug) feel free to check out the rest:Sean Connery struggles to conceal his scowl as Shimon Peres confides, "You know, after I lost to that guy with the mustache, I told them -- I used your famous line here -- I said to them, 'Ahll be Bahck.' Isn't that fabulous?" Cool, I did a whole captioning post on this same photo on my own blog. I’ll pick one at random, but (shameless plug) feel free to check out the rest:

Sean Connery struggles to conceal his scowl as Shimon Peres confides, “You know, after I lost to that guy with the mustache, I told them — I used your famous line here — I said to them, ‘Ahll be Bahck.’ Isn’t that fabulous?”

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4849 Anonymous Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:50:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4849 Shimon: "So <a href="http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=652&id=341552005" rel="nofollow">you think Scotland's Labour party is a joke</a>?"Sean: "What I really want is for <strong>you</strong> to lead them into the next election."Shimon: "Excellent idea!"---MelvynAdam (unable to sign in)--- Shimon: “So you think Scotland’s Labour party is a joke?”

Sean: “What I really want is for you to lead them into the next election.”

Shimon: “Excellent idea!”

—MelvynAdam (unable to sign in)—

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4848 Anonymous Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:42:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4848 Can you also provide a name/alias? Can you also provide a name/alias?

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/comment-page-1/#comment-4845 Anonymous Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:41:00 +0000 http://www.israellycool.com/2005/11/29/caption-contest-6/#comment-4845 Anon,Can you at least provide a name/alias? Anon,

Can you at least provide a name/alias?

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