Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:46:00 +0000

Sean: I finally did it. I got the cabal to silence that infernal bastard* doctor downstares from me.

Shimon: moohaaha, now you own us bigtime.. next movie you will be a mosad agent and drive a subaru with Israeli avionics! and I’ll be in a cameo as “G”, the hebrew Q!

-Hezi (again)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:43:00 +0000

"OK, Shimon, so let's count exactly how many votes you got for Labor Party leader." Allison

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:46:00 +0000

Taking over for Ebert and Roeper, Connery and Peres review the Passion of the Chr*st

Sean: 2 thumbs way up!

Shimon (half remembering he’s Jewish) 1 thumb way up, the other half up.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:34:00 +0000

Connery: Shimon, after all this time and all of your losses, you’d think that by now you’d understand the concept of “There can be only one.”

Harry

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:57:00 +0000

Mr. Connery: Now listen closely Sheemon, way back when… I was a cop on a beat i used to say…if they send one of yours to the hospital you send one of theirs to the morgue..

Mr. Peres: Now you listen to me Shaawn, when they send one of ours to the morgue, we release them from prison.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:01:00 +0000

Sean: What… me, now? Comeon he’s a lightweight… I’ve boxed chinese women with more girth.

Shimon: honey [to the reporter]… you see these cannons? in just a minute they’ll go where the kilt aint sown…

hezi

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 15:26:00 +0000

Cool, I did a whole captioning post on this same photo on my own blog. I’ll pick one at random, but (shameless plug) feel free to check out the rest:

Sean Connery struggles to conceal his scowl as Shimon Peres confides, “You know, after I lost to that guy with the mustache, I told them — I used your famous line here — I said to them, ‘Ahll be Bahck.’ Isn’t that fabulous?”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:50:00 +0000

Shimon: “So you think Scotland’s Labour party is a joke?”

Sean: “What I really want is for you to lead them into the next election.”

Shimon: “Excellent idea!”

—MelvynAdam (unable to sign in)—

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:42:00 +0000

Can you also provide a name/alias?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:41:00 +0000

Anon,

Can you at least provide a name/alias?