Archive for November 30th, 2005

Whacko Whacked Jacko

Question: What’s white and found in Michael Jackson’s underpants?
 
Answer: Not what you think. Now get your minds out of the gutter.

Traces of cocaine were found on Michael Jackson’s underwear during a police raid, it was revealed yesterday.
 
The discovery emerged as the troubled singer faced shock new claims that he is abusing and trafficking drugs.

Ready Aim Fired

AP reports:
 
Next ‘Apprentice’ to Be Shot in Calif.
 
And that’s what happens to the winner. Wait until you hear what Donald does to the losers.

*Sigh*Net

I like Ynet, I really do (plagiarism aside). But guys, you have to decide whether you want to be a serious news source, or a laughing stock.
I’m thinking laughing stock.

Seriously, you are starting to make The Sun look like The Wall Street Journal.

Most Expensive Batmitzvah. Ever.

Do you remember the Riddinger family? They recently spent $500,000 (!) on the bat mitzvah of their daughter Amber, money that bought them, amongst other things, musical performances by the likes of Ja Rule, Ashanti, Marques Houston and Omarion.
 
Well, believe it or not, but it sucks to be them. Besides their obviously misplaced priorities and [...]

Hell Now

I received the following heartfelt email from a reader:

Dear David,
 
My name is Yossi Mendellevich. I lost my youngest son – Yuval, 13.5 www.yuvali.org – in a suicide attack made by a serial Palestinian murderer at March 5th, 2003. Yuval was in a bus no. 37 at Haifa, on his way from school back to home. [...]