Fowl Play
Aussie Dave | Dec 11, 2005 | 0 comments
Dr Phil has a hard time explaining to an Israeli soldier what exactly he is doing at the Al-Bathan checkpoint…with a chicken.
Update: If you think that was bad, here are the captions that did not make the cut:
“See? No bomb belt. I know it is Summer, but he always wears a long coat.”
“Let me pass or the chicken gets it.”
“The chicken said bok, bok, boker tov to you”
“I won this trophy at the annual poultry awards.”
“Don’t make me choke him.”
“He might not be kosher, but he still has feelings.”
“He’s actually the head trainer of Palestinian police.”
“I wasn’t going to hurt him. I was just going to eat him.”
Update: Laurence surpasses me with this one:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: He couldn’t cross the road because the Zionist Occupation Army had set up a checkpoint to prevent the chicken from exercising his legitimate right of return to the other side!
And I see his commenter agrees with my Dr Phil comment.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: Separated at Birth
