Archive for December 21st, 2005

Attack of the Communist Super Ape Men

Don’t you just love the ideas that evil dictators come up with in order to take over the world?   Take Hitler for example. He wanted to create “robot” soldiers, as well as sex dolls, both of which would help him realize his dream of a Hitler-led, Judenrhein world.   Now it has come to light [...]

Putting the “Die” into Diet

When George Bush* reportedly told Israeli Prime Minister to be careful about food, he wasn’t saying anything that Sharon had not heard before. In fact, Sharon has been told to watch his weight for a quite a while now. Aides said Sharon would spend the next few days resting, but hinted that getting the prime [...]