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Happy Chanukah to My Jewish Readers

 
..and I’ll be back after I eat one or two sufganyot

Quote of the Day

“I hope you will eat sufganiot or latkes, but don’t overdo it.”
- Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.
 
Otherwise, you may end up looking like him.

The Goat That Could..and Did

There once was a man named Mugabe
Who was the corrupt leader of Zimbabwe
He was approached by a goat
Which then pierced his scrot
G-d bless that lil’ goat from Zimbabwe

A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of Nyanga.
 
The president, popularly known [...]

Merry Xmas to My Christian Readers

..and since I do not celebrate this holiday (Chanukah is tonight), there will be some Israellycool bloggie goodness for you today